Monday, January 11, 2010

And yet another day….

This was written last night...I was too lazy to copy and paste it into my blog until now.




Last night I watched The Hangover! If you’re looking for a movie that is stupid but makes you laugh till you pee. This is the movie. When the movie started I thought Joaquin Phoenix had come out of hiding but, retained the beard, combed his hair and took a bath, to make a comedy! LOL Then I found out that it was some guy named Zack something or other. This guy cracked me up. Through the whole movie he was funny. And he did some messed up stuff that made you lean toward “deviate”. At first my mouth dropped open and then I just laughed out loud.



While I am trying to concentrate on what I am writing, the six year old is speaking in tongues. I swear this kid knows another language. He sings songs using this language. He talks using this language. He goes on and on and on and on……and on!!!!! You literally have to tell him to shut the hell up and what do you think is the next thing out of his mouth…..WHY! Why? Because I said so. Shut up. And then he thinks you are kidding or something and he starts laughing. I walk away so I don’t smack him. Ever since they stopped people from spanking their kids……those little monsters have evolved into possessed little demon seeds.



Back to The Hangover…when the Chinese gay guy popped out of the trunk, naked, and jumped onto that guys body, beating him with a crowbar….I lost it. I would watch it again just to see the parts I missed from laughing. I mean laughing so hard you get a headache and tears are streaming down your face.



OMG that little shit is speaking in tongues again….it never ends. This comes from absolutely no discipline when they were younger. And now I have become the demented gramma. I am the one stuck with these kids. It doesn’t seem fair really. My kids were not allowed to act like assholes that other people didn’t want at their house. Or people cringe when they see them coming. These kids will go into someone’s house and touch their things like their things belong to them. Its amazing to me. My mother would have spanked me right there and dared me to do it again. When I was a kid I knew what manners were. These kids have never even heard the word ‘manners’….



I am going to bed now…

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