Smells, Oh My!

One thing I have never understood is the amount of perfume some women use.
I am sitting here at the library minding my own business and this woman comes in and stands behind me. The smell she is emitting is truly sickening. Even if she hadn't bathed in it I am sure it would have smelled bad but she has on the entire bottle of this stuff.
First...it assaults my nostrils.
Second...it works its way into my poor unassuming brain. And now the brain is rebelling by giving me a terrible headache.
Third...OMG its working its way through my whole system. My stomach wants to tell this woman, who is still standing behind me, 'if you keep making the nose smell that retched crap you are wearing, then I may just "retch" on you'...
Forth...please tell me that this woman can not smell herself! WTF...Doesn't she have a clue? Maybe her nose is broken...or, maybe she is trying to cover up some other smell and thats why it all smells so bad.
If she doesn't move soon I am going to puke. I wonder what she would do if I said to her "You smell really bad, could you go on the other side of the library."
Oh no...now I am gagging and my eyes are burning. OK I am going to say something...OMG what was I thinking? Now she wants to talk to me. I never should have opened that door. Hmmmmm...she's off her meds. Shes not talking to me, shes talking to someone who is possibly hoovering over my head and invisible. Great...what do you say to someone who is looking over my head at "no one"...I didn't really need an answer to that because there she goes, trying to catch up with the invisible conversation. All I did was ask her to move out of my light. LMAO She was standing behind me so yeah she could have been blocking my light. LOL
Why in the world did everyone decide to release the people from the state hospital and then not monitor them. At least stop giving them perfume!!!