Robert Pattinson

The other day I was reading this thing that came to my email from a source that follows Joaquin Phoenix. Anyone who knows whats happened to Joaquin Phoenix knows that he has pretty much lost his mind and become a rap singer. LOL He had dread locks and a full unkempt beard. Anyway, he had the blue ribbon in WTF comments on David Letterman. No one could beat him out of that trophy…until Edward from Twilight. During an interview right after a photo shoot he did with a half naked young woman. Before I say what it is he said I want to say that he has been seen with the co-star girl (can’t remember her name here LOL) from Twilight on numerous occasions. Everyone “assumed” that they were dating. Again…LOL So…he’s in this interview and he says…I am allergic to vaginas. WHAT!!! Why on earth would a young man say something like that? Is he on some sort of hallucinogenic? Maybe he was hallucinating during some sort of sexual encounter and he saw the vagina and started sneezing…LMAO

OR!!! He was high off something and his mouth said something that shocked even him.

OR!!! He’s gay and still in the closet and that comment slipped out of his mouth before he could stop it.

OR!!! He said it thinking he was funny…therefore, he was high!



So, now he has the WTF trophy. And if you ask me. He deserves it. At least Joaquin Phoenix never said anything that messed up even when he was in his weird mode.