Big Wheel

I've decided to rev up the old Big Wheel and get the heck out of Dodge! I need someone to take shotgun! I can't make this trip all by myself!
Picture this...56 year old Gramma...helmet tightly affixed to her head. Elbow and knee pads in place...just in case there might be an accident! Wouldn't want to skin up the bendable parts! Trailer hooked to the back and a cup holder for any drinks I may have during this wild excursion...LOL I may take up drinking the occasional beer or Snake Bite...ah hell I am just going to paper bag it. Wait!!! Ewww...Wild Irish Rose from a paper bag sounds disgusting!!! Scratch the alcoholic beverages. Sidecar for my dogs...helmets for them too. Safety first! Oh yeah...and goggles to keep the bugs out of our eyes! And that sidecar is going to have to be able to fit two very large dogs. One weighs 115 pounds and the other weighs 70. I could have them on leashes and let them trot along beside me for the exercise! But I am still going to need that sidecar. I might just put a harness on the Rottweiler and make her pull a little bit. And if she does that then I will need a place to sleep so I definitely need that sidecar! Wait...I won't be able to sleep...no way...if she should see a butterfly or a discarded plastic bag blowing in the wind then we are going to end up in a ditch. She is afraid of plastic bags flying around! I can just imagine what they look like to her...lol...great big, huge, monstrous bugs that might get her. She is too funny!
We're ready to hit the pavement. I am going to sight see around the country and get the hell away from all the drama in my life. Everyone seems to think that its OK to either yell at me, ignore me when I talk to them or take all their anger out on me. I don't want to deal with their crap anymore so its me, the dogs and my Big Wheel! ROAD TRIP!!! I think I will go see my friend in California first! Then off to Canada! Then to Connecticut! And then to Ohio. And thats where I am going to stay! Do you think there will be any plastic left on the wheels??? LOL Should I bring spares? We can stay at campgrounds and then head out the next morning...early...chasing the sun as it peeks above the tree tops! Wind blowing in my hair...oh crap...I have to go back and get my helmet! Shoot I knew I forgot something! Off to plan my Big Wheel Road Trip!!! :o)